sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved)

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

hitlersbreastmilk:

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn